LOL The American Mustache Institute Responds
October 10th, 2009 | 
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Candy Girl,
Thank you for your post earlier today. We noticed some hand wringing by your readers regarding the worthless Dave Navarro. This post on our blog explains the genesis of our discord.
Carry on.
The American Mustache Institute
(877) STACHE-1
(877) STACHE-1
Posted in Candyland
haha Well ? #1 Dave is 5″9′
#2 he doesn’t have cats. Has no pets Carmen had a dog.
#3 he will never marry again.
#4 6767 is his BD June 7 ,1967
#5 Jenna and Dave were friends … no one says u cant screw your friends ;)
#6 Dave has nothing to do with those bands and was forced by Capitol records to host that show. Because 3 out of 4 of the band members in his band at that time were Jane’s Addition members and they still held their contract.
#7 The Panic Channel was actually awesome but due to Capitol not giving any support they didn’t make it.
#8 DAve loves all kinds of music i assume he works with artists that he likes.
#9 thats ? doesn’t constitute an answer which if this is true is probably why he wouldn’t do the interview.
#10 Dave Already had a Internet show called Spread TV it was held in the DragonFly every thursday for free. Mania asked him to join so he did.
#11 Dave is still doing shows with the reunited OG Jane’s Addiction they went on tour this summer with Nine Inch Nail we went it was the shit! He also has Dark MAtter an internet radio show on Indie 103.5 as well as playing with Camp Freddy a all rock star cover band. As well as other stuff.
#12 Yes Dave has a goatee.
#13 once again this ? is a joke and a mockery.
I assume if its true that Dave didn’t want to do this interview it’s cause it was all to poke fun at him in which i don’t think any of us would subject ourselves to.
Do you think Adam or Kris would I highly doubt it! anyway these are my answers not Daves. but most are facts.
So, there was a time in my life, when I- I didn’t know how controversial ’staaches were. But now I Know.
im confused???? is margrets answers her own? or soemthing from the mustach site? how strange they dont like dave narvarro lol i find it very silly and amusing even if i have no idea whats going on
check this guy. he used to be really famous with his funny mustache around here.
kinda crazy but he was a fun guy.
http://i.radikal.com.tr/644×385/2008/05/26/fft5_mf5701.Jpeg
Ha Eden they are my answers. that site posted fake answers so i was answering them correctly to the best of my knowledge. Most from what dave has said himself.
Margaret, don’t stress so much about it. I doubt that Dave cares what the fake Moustache Association thinks of him. Here, concentrate on this picture and I guarantee you will feel happier. Imagine him squealing “YAY CAPES!” and breathe
HAHA it would of made me feel better if it was a pic of Adam! haha but please the non face hair version lol. My GF loves Adam with the pornstach me not so much. I mean hes still hott but im just not feeling it.
HAHA!!! S!JC thanks that is so much better. lmao!!!
Friends,
We have been watching the discussion throughout the day as a result of our missives to this well-constructed blog. We appreciate your thoughts, comments, good looks, and sexually adventurous lifestyles indeed.
But what you must understand is the complexities that make of the fabric of the Mustached American community, our thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, white shoes after Labor Day, men who own cats, and of course, one David Navarro.
Our issue with Grand Master Navarro is this: We have been quasi-fortunate to have had some quality discussions with some reasonable level celebrities. John Oates, Jim James, Harry Shearer, and we once had group love making with Gary Coleman.
All of our questions to each interview subject are consistently foolish and demonstrate the ridicularity with which we choose to propagate people of Mustached American descent. They are generally not aimed at the interviewee but at the silliness of life in general, as we approach each discussion with no axe to grind. Quite the contrary, in fact. Yet only Dave, and the late Yaser Arafat acted the way they did. Hence our issue.
But it has been an enlightening day for us today. “Virtually” meeting the Gossip Candy community, and hopefully beginning a relationship that will grow like the labia sebuculas (Latin for “lip sweaters”) that rest upon the upper lips of 34 percent of American men and 59 percent of German midgets.
If you have any questions, do not hesitate to call me at 877-STACHE-1 or e-mail me at info@AmericanMustacheInstitute.org.
Carry on.
Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
The American Mustache Institute
I just thought the post the AMI was funny. Doesn’t mean I like or dislike Dave Navarro, just LOLing about the creativity that went into that!!!!
LMAO!!!! 4 for You Mr Abraham Jonas Froman! Candy, in light of the enlightenment coming from the American Moustache Institute and in view of our own needs (re the stache fiasco) I vote we commission be-stached icon from icebar!