Gossip Candy

How NegativeNeil’s old Myspace profile proves we are meant to be:

http://www.myspaceprofiles.org/profiles/37704641.html

1) Sex: Male (I also have sex with males)

2) Ethnicity: Native American (I am 1/8 Paiute although that was never good enough to get me a college scholarship, so thanks a lot for that!)

3) Religion: Agnostic (my version of Jesus has dancing British Twinks)

4) Occupation: Cocksman (I liberally use these smileys )

5) Blog post titled “For your wifes b-day you want make sperm firework for her?” (I use the term “glitter ejaculate” on an almost hourly basis)

6) Adam, my brother (Adam is also my brother, see below)

Ways Dadam’s Myspace proves he is my real father:

http://www.myspaceprofiles.org/profiles/92868132.html

1) Location: Mooga Junction, Galaxy P7J4 (the Patron Hippie must have partied here at least once in the 70’s)

2) Zodiac: Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) (Me too! the Patron Hippie says that all Scorpios are either homicidal maniacs or nymphomaniacs…I wonder what dad and I have in common)

3) Religion: Atheist (even better, did I mention the dancing British Twinks?)

4) Blog Post starting “When my wife and I split up, I got custody of our frozen embryos. I keep them in my freezer between a box of Belgian waffles and a Costco bag of edamame.” (I love both waffles and edamame)

5) Music: everything  except opera (I’m an opera buff, but we rebel against our parents so this is concrete proof)

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