One of Life’s Great Mysteries
June 12th, 2009 | 
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Em and I are wondering, how can Danny Noriega be so smooth and hairless all over EXCEPT his pits? He’s giving the burliest bear a run for their money because it looks like he might have even trimmed it a bit to get to that level. It’s like two complete opposite things existing in the same time and space. It’s all I can focus on now when I watch 24/7, which is pretty much every hour on the hour. It doesn’t taint my liking of the video. In fact, it just may enhance it! Diamonique is reminding me of how I get after 1 too many rum and diets.
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LMAO
holla for the hair
And I would love to know what the lady is on. She kinda looks like his mom.
I would have totally expected him to be nice and smooth. Interesting.
She does look like she could be his mom. Now I’m trying to envision me and my dad doing a music video together…oddly it might look a lot like this!
I imagine Danny sneaking behind Diamonique with scissors and then getting busy with superglue…
isnt diamonique the fako diamonds on the home shopping network?
bwhahaha yes!
ewww to armpit hair lol I am of the opinion that everyone should shave their armpits – men and women. Sadly so few men do this. Leaving my male dating options to drag queens and swimmers lol
LMAO! I agree. I don’t understand the purpose of it. Of course, I have the same feelings about pubes.
the best comment ever from my mom to one of my highschool friends ‘Why are you hiding Jimmy Hendrix under your armpits?’ we died and then laughed some more and ever since it’s ‘the hendrixes’ – no offence Jimmy, I still love you.