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Archive for June, 2009

I loves the plaid all lined up! Check out the Kradam pic spam here.

I swear I’ve posted this peen before? Maybe not. Well, in honor of the upcoming July 4th, I bring you Patriotic Peen! It’s his duty to salute all the men and women who serve our country! Now about that don’t ask, don’t tell business…

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Hello everyone. Just updating on how things have been. I’m watching kid shows with my little cousins right now haha. They’re quite interesting… lol. They get really random. Right now Yo Gabba Gabba! is on. We were watching Maggie and the Beast, and they just randomly walked by these sheep sitting on a cloud. anyway, I think you’d have to actually watch it to see what I mean. Otherwise it’s not funny I guess. It was to me though. well… it wasn’t funny to my little infant cousins haha. Ok I’m done.

(thanks Cecily! I’ve been waiting to use that picture!!)

therealglambert just tweeted this:

therealglambert The real Adam Lambert is @adamlambert
I just made this account so a faker couldnt take the name.
Cheers. 23 minutes ago

So I click on that link and get his new “real” twitter account:

adamlambert just changed from “therealglambert” to my actual name  tell ur friends :) 33 minutes ago

Ok, so I have two questions:

1) If you have the strength to type out that entire sentence, why can’t you type out “your”?

2) How many plums did you eat today, Real Adam Lambert?

In other news, Kris Allen is Kris Allen:

KrisAllen4Real I just took the “who’s american idol season 8 contestant are you?” quiz and got: kris allen! Try it: http://bit.ly/17Mtpx   about 2 hours ago

http://twitter.com/KrisAllen4Real

http://twitter.com/adamlambert

Edit! HH just tweeted again:

gettin ready for the idols live tour!

about 1 hour ago from mobile web

2 more questions…

1) Where did the “g” go???

2) Why are you being so boring? Bring the !!!

Yeah I said it, boring. Cocket is pwning you on Twitter

Glittizen Doobie yesterday that in the otherwise ZZZ-inducing AnoopDoggToTheDarkside Yahoo video you could hear the guitar riffs to “Whole Lotta Love” in the background. This tweet from Lyndsey Parker seems to confirm that:

@lyndseyparker If you listen closely in background of my Anoop interview you can hear Adam rehearsing. Recognize the song???

So it looks like we have the full “post-apocalyptic-rocked-out-space-disco-funk” setlist :

1) Foghat “Slow Ride” (duet)

2) Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”

3)Tears for Fears “Mad World”

4) Muse “Starlight”

5) David Bowie Medley “Life on Mars,” “Fame” and “Let’s Dance”

Important Questions to consider:

a) how will Cocket be affected by hearing his favorite song WLL every night??

b) Will substitute “Baby” for “Woman” in the live performance and risk the wrath of 10,000 MEGS???

c) Will he announce to the the world (preferably at the Newark show on August 9th) that “Starlight” is dedicated to Kris Allen, his true love and the father of his soon to be adopted children from Burundi?

d) Will he he throw off his FUCKING JACKET to reveal this:

(all gifs lifted lovingly from my crack den ONTD_ai)

EDIT…CONFIRMED!!!

From RS: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/06/30/adam-lambert-on-getting-jackson-news-everybody-just-stopped/

“I was singing ‘Whole Lotta Love’ and Lil Rounds ran into the room and whispered something into the producer’s ear.

And with that, I am off! I have meetings to attend! I’ll be back on later!

Adam answering fan questions.

I’m eating lunch so I can’t properly enjoy this (sound on, etc.), but based on comments alone…it seems to be hot.

DJ K55 sent me this with the subject “proof that even just a sprinkle o the glittery ejaculate can make any guy a tiny be bit gay for HH”

I could spend all day doing this! Here’s the latest top searches and also the weirdest! I feel like Seacrest counting down the latest hits.

Top overall searches: kradam, gossipcandy, kris and katy allen (#7 and more than 65 different searches with “katy allen” in them), bradam/cheeks adam lambert/adam lambert cheeks (#10, 12, 13), negative neil (#15),

ruby fruit summer boys and pocket idol are new at the top. JC loves icebar has 55 hits followed by tank top twink - coincidence? I think not! LMAO – Let’s scrimmage made it. OMG – the dirty duke made it too! glee slash - it has begun!

LA is looking for:

• lambry fanfiction - does this even exist? Has anyone bothered? I’m surprised no one is inspired enough to write some.
• theglambulge tweeter: The glambulge started out really funny, but took a turn for the worse. Then it disappeared. I heard it’s back though.
• harrison ford’s backside: Wut?
• Katy Allen - HP is so right. I still get major searches for any and all variations!

San Francisco obviously likes their boys just like HH does – brown haired and twinky:

• kris allen, “up for anything”: Watch out bb!
• drake labry paintings: This person(s) came for the paintings but stayed for the Operation
• what kind of sunglasses does drake wear? LOL, umm BluBlockers? LMAO! I have no clue.

Universal City (Home to Universal studios/sets/lots and NBC). I find these amusing because these are people obviously in the entertainment industry or working at/for studios:

• negative neil 20/20: Awww, Neil 20/20 FAIL. They cut his ass right out.
• idf forum kradam: gotta get their fix
• kriss allen eye liner: Spell bb’s name right and you might actually find something.
• celebrities with big penis: Well, since you’re working at the studios, you probably know better than me!

NYC’s faves:

• I think we can safely write these off as JC’s top searches: kradam, negative neil, rydam fanfics, drake labry, adam lambert pants zipper, “doin hella dudes”, british twinks, crotch shot of adam singing crazy t arts for life
• NYC has kradam fans in the house: adam and kris share bed and adam and kris hugs alot
• Lots of Jessicas in NYC too: gossip candy treasure
• Oh shit! jessica fletcher elliot spitzer If Jessica had been on that case, it would have cracked open a whole lot sooner!
• JC? Put away the computer: kradam never before seen videos, kris allen bulge
• A TON of kris and katy searches.
• A surprising amount of boner/crotch searches: drake parker with a boner, eddie cibrian boner, david cook crotch video, gavin rossdale boy george penis (wait, wut?),
• And lastly, enquiring minds want to know: who came up with l.m.a.o