In anticipation of Season Six starting, here is a handy masterpost to my Season Five recaps!

5.11 5.12 5.13 5.14

5.15 5.16 5.17 5.18

5.19 5.20 5.21

5.22

16-year old Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen wore these while performing with her band during the Warped Tour. I guess the see thru lingerie and garters weren’t getting the point across.

Poor Gordon Ramsay. He’s just strolling on the beach in St. Tropez when he runs across this!

Megan and BAG got married last week. From Star Magazine:

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot late last week in Hawaii, a source tells Star exclusively!
“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!” the insider tells Star. “They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”

Pics are floating around purporting to be Lady Gaga dressed as a man from an upcoming issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. From PopEater:

Lady Gaga just won’t stop toying around with those hermaphrodite rumors. Now, the ever-eccentric pop star appears in drag (?) for an upcoming issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Perez Hilton and Gaga’s stylist, Nicola Formichetti, teased the Twitterverse this morning with photos of a mysterious male model — one that happens to have a strikingly familiar profile. Formichetti credits the model as “Jo Calderone,” but he later linked out to a blog debating whether or not the mystery man is indeed Gaga. And that’s good enough for us. So what do you think of Gaga, er, Jo’s new look? Should she ditch the blonde forever?

TMZ says Chace got busted with a joint outside Ringo’s Pub in Plano, Texas around 12am. Good thing Chace doesn’t look like much of a pretty boy here…still pretty enough. *gulp*

I’m not sure what’s worse  – that 17-year old Miley feels the need to throw that in to prove she “can’t be tamed” or that she faked the darn thing. It’s at the 1:05 mark.

Rue McClanahan passed away early this morning after suffering a stroke. She was 76.

(wtf is going on in this picture!)

Gary Coleman’s ex-wife was still his designated medical representative (the person who can make medical decisions if Gary was unable to) . Here she is speaking on her decision to pull the plug. So he would have bled to death? Or gotten brain damage?:

Shannon on her decision to take Gary off life support: “You know, the doctors told us that even if they would’ve done surgery on him he would’ve died. He would’ve bled to death during the surgery. And they said that even if they did take a chunk out of his brain he would not be the same. He would be basically like Muhammad Ali. He wouldn’t be, you know, and I mean he would’ve died sooner or later anyway from that. Because the brain, you know, it’s so traumatic. I don’t want people to be so hard on me thinking that I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn’t have made it anyway. His heart would’ve just given out. And I don’t want people to sit there and think that I’m a bitch and that I didn’t care about him. But you know, be in my situation. I mean, look at what happened with Terry Schiavo. I always think of her case. Always when it comes to this. Gary was gone. His eyes were dilated, he was just gone.”

is headed to Celebrity Rehab. I never would have guessed Shauna Sands would be checking in. She’ll join such famous folk as Tila Tequila, Brandon Davis, and Jason Wahler. Stellar. Simply stellar.