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Unreality TV has a bunch of 1D articles up.

Harry got his beanie snatched in Milan and suffered a horrible case of hat head. What’s wrong with people? Like why would you do that?

Reports are saying each of the band members are set to make £10million each when the tour ends.

They’ve already got ads rolling for the new tour ticket sales.

One Direction apparently went camping Bear Grylls style for the movie?

…having ended their commitments in Sweden last week, the boys, Harry StylesLouis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Liam Payne, went camping!

But it wasn’t just any old camping – no lobbing up a tent in their mate’s back garden and sharing half a can of cider for these lads – because as the Daily Mirror reports, Harry et al were dropped off into the Scandinavian wilderness by helicopter…

Waiting for them there were a full-on film crew, who shot footage of the boys fending for themselves for the forthcoming 3D movie, This Is Us.

The paper reports that the 1D singers “roughed it like ex-SAS soldier and survival expert Grylls, kipping on a bed of detritus and foraging for morsels of food.”

A source close to the band said, “This was one of the last scenes left to be filmed for the boys’ movie so they really gave it their all.

“It’s a back-to-basics, extreme survival-type feature and the lads were all up for roughing it overnight.

“They were foraging for things to eat and even had to scrounge some bedding and sleep on the ground.

“It was a world away from the plush hotels they’ve become accustomed to.

“They grew up watching shows like Bear’s Born Survivor and they all really wanted to try their hand at playing adventurer.

“Obviously, they weren’t entirely alone – there were a fair few crew members about. But it was a great chance for Liam, in particular, to dust off his old boy scout skills.

“He can make a fire with some twigs, no sweat.”

 And finally, Lisa McG couldn’t resist and had to add Eleanor’s name to a One Direction headline yet again:

It has also been claimed by eagle eyed fans that Eleanor Calder and Perrie Edwards are in the Italian city with their boyfriends Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik and making the most of their day off by taking in some sights.

1D Updates posted on Twitter saying:

“The street Zerrie were spotted on is called Via Monte Napoleone and there are loads of Italian fashion and jewelry shops”

 However, people are telling me that one of El’s friends posted a pic with El so she may not be in Milan.

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The Wanted was interviewed recently and asked about their fights with One Direction. They said Harry was alright (a “top shagger” based on what they read in the papers), but that some members of 1D like to keep the feud going because it gets the fans riled up. Perez has the video here. Looks like Louis just heard/saw it!

EDITED TO ADD: and here we go…

All You Ever Need to Know About 1D Summarized in 1 Picture 0

Look at how happy Niall is as captain of two ships.

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I’ve missed the stupid Hollywood Life articles 0

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Sexy sleepovers at Rod the dad’s house? Sounds really sexy. Meanwhile, Chatty Man aired and from what people are saying, this part did not make the final cut (I haven’t seen it yet so I don’t know for sure). Maybe Rod’s people or Alan Carr realized having a dad talk about his daughter’s sex life (even if it’s for PR and is all made up innuendo) isn’t exactly something people want to listen to. From Hollywood Life:

Rod Stewart: Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart Have Sexy Sleepovers

Harry has chosen his next cougar and things seem to be getting pretty hot and heavy! In a new interview, Kimberly’s dad ‘let the cat out of the bag’ when he admitted that Harry has been spending the night with Kimberly!

Like most parents, Rod Stewart doesn’t care if he embarrasses his daughter! Kimberly Stewart, 33, is rumored to be dating Harry Styles, 19, and her father wasn’t afraid to spill some personal details about their relationship!

Rod Stewart: Harry & Kimberly Have Sleepovers

During an interview with Alan Carr: Chatty Man, the 68-year-old singer was asked about the rumors that Harry has been having some sleepovers at his house.

Rod responded, “Oh that would be telling, I can’t tell you that. Well his car was there in the morning, put it that way. But he may have just come round to pick something up, I don’t know.”

The show’s host, Alan Carr, then remarked, ”Now the papers said the dirty little bugger was trying to get his hands on your daughter…” To which Rod replied, ”She’s allowed to do whatever she wants, I stay out of it, so. It’s her life.”

Rod added, ”He’s a lovely fella. Oh bollocks, I’ve let the cat out of the bag now! He was actually round for dinner last night. He’s a lovely guy.”

Rod Stewart Approves Of Harry Styles

This isn’t the first time Rod has gushed about Harry! On April 26, Rod tweeted, “Had a ball at Troubadour gig last night followed by dinner with my family and the young Mr. Styles.” Along with the tweet, Rod posted a sweet picture with Harry from the dinner.

Gee What Timing – Rod’s Album Released in UK on May 13 and Now We Get Himberly Again 1

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Funny how the Himberly rumors were quiet and all of sudden, just days after Rod’s UK release of his album, we’re getting Himberly articles again thanks to Rod himself. I actually think Rod Stewart is pretty pathetic for saying what he did on Chatty Man. He basically implies Harry had sex with his daughter, Kimberly, in his own home after going out to dinner like once? I know this is just a PR stunt and that everyone already wrote it off as a PR stunt, but does Rod really need the publicity that bad that he has to bring Harry down in order to raise himself up? For a guy who seemed to want to be a mentor to 1D, he’s doing a shitty job! Even Perez seems a bit hesitant to jump on the Himberly bandwagon again:

Even if it IS all for publicity, Rod Stewart genuinely seems to not care that One Direction‘s cougar hunter Harry Styles has allegedlyentrapped his daughter Kimberley Stewart

In fact, the rocker dude even “accidentally” confirmed Himberley’s relationship status when he let slip about a recent sexy sleepover!

During his appearance on tv show Alan Carr Chatty Man, Rod was asked about the rumors that Harry had recently stayed at his house, to which Rod replied:

“Oh that would be telling, I can’t tell you that. Well his car was there in the morning put it that way. But he may have just come round to pick something up, I don’t know.”

LOLz… ok Rod.

THEN, Alan remarked:

“Now the papers said the dirty little bugger was trying to get his hands on your daughter…”

And Rod dished: “She is 31 and she’s allowed to do whatever she wants, I stay out of it, so. It’s her life.”

Wait… we’re pretty sure she’s 33, at least according to Google, LOLz!

Maybe Rod should focus on his own family instead of messing about with Harry.

Anyway, Rod THEN shared how Harry had come over AGAIN only the night before!

The Hot Rod divulged:

“He’s a lovely fella – oh bollocks, I’ve let the cat out of the bag now! He was actually round for dinner last night, he’s a lovely guy.”

HA! Ok, well… we’re sure that whatever is happening between Harry and Kim — IF anything is happening at all — it’s purely casual.

He’s a very busy boy who is currently touring the world, and we doubt he’s trying to have a long distance relationship with an older mother!

At least, we assume he’s not… but perhaps Kim’s just got that One Thing that Harry can’t resist!

Well, this is a turnabout…Nick supposedly Says He’s Tired of people asking him about Harry 1

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Something is really weird with the whole Nick/Harry thing. We haven’t spotted them together in ages and now we’re getting articles about how he doesn’t even want to be asked about Harry. This all seems to come after that Celebrity Juice interview where they teased him about Harry the whole time, but I’m wondering if there was some fall out from that because Nick never seemed to care about being seen with Harry before and seemed to enjoy talking about him (even if only in a sly name dropping sort of way on his show). From Entertainmentwise (p.s. Entertainmentwise – it’s THEIR not THERE!!!!):

Nick Grimshaw: ‘People Are Obsessed With Harry Styles, It’s Boring’

Is there bromance in trouble?

Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw has admitted he finds fans “obsession” with Harry Styles boring and is sick of people asking him about his friendship with One Direction hunk Harry Styles claiming it makes him look like a “d*******”.

The 28-year-old is Harry’s regular partner on the party scene and while he has no problem being friends with the curly haired babe it appears the radio host is getting a little sick of being known just for being the pop star’s BFF.

“I think he gets so much attention in everything he does,” he told the Daily Mirror. “People are generally obsessed with him, it is like: ‘Harry brushes his teeth.’ Wow.”

Despite chatting about their friendship in a series of recent interviews it appears the Breakfast Show host isn’t actually that keen on discussing their friendship and is actually just getting sick of him.

It’s so boring to be asked about him. I just think it makes me look like a d*ckhead because I’m there saying: ‘I know Harry Styles,’” he complained.

With their hard partying antics it’s not too surprising that Styles and Grimshaw get so much attention, especially as they often pull stunts like going out all night and then rolling in to present Nick’s Breakfast Show, which happened this year after the Brit Awards.

A perhaps still inebriated Grimshaw announced to the millions of listeners on Radio 1 that he had a special guest with him, who turned out to be the Kiss You singer, with the pair appearing like the party was still on going with their on air banter.

Admitting it wasn’t a stunt he could pull weekly the presenter said of the incident: “I think if it is the Brits you can do it. It is kind of your job to go out. I think you can do it once a year.”

Rod Must Need More Publicity for His New Album 0

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Himberly was debunked by everyone ages ago. You know it’s bad when even Fox News and Perez admit that it was just a PR stunt. Well, Rod must need more publicity because he was on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man (you know, the guy who pretty much tries to out Harry/Lou every time 1D has appeared on his show) and Rod says Harry spent the night with Kimberly…well, sort of. Doesn’t it seem odd to you that a dad would seem almost proud to say that his daughter slept with a man after like one night…in his own house?!??! This smacks of more publicity stunt. His album must not be doing as well as he thought or he’s figured out talking about Harry keeps your name in the news. From the Daily Star:

HARRY STYLES SPENT THE NIGHT WITH KIMBERLY STEWART, ACCORDING TO HER DAD ROD

GOSSIPING rocker Rod Stewart has let slip that 1D’s Harry Styles spent the night with his sexy daughter Kimberly, 33.

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Rumours have been rife the pair enjoyed a date in LA, but both stayed tight-lipped about it.

Then Rod, 68, slipped up after a tipple with Alan Carr, 36, while shooting TV’s Chatty Man.

He said: “His car was here in the morning. Let’s put it that way. 

“But he may just have come round to pick something up.

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But when asked if he was worried about letting Romeo Harry into his home, he said: “No.”

Then, realising his error, he laughed: “Bollocks! I let the cat out of the bag.”

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“But my daughter is 31. She is allowed to do whatever she wants.

“I stay out if it. It’s her life.”

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1D Putting on Shirts and Playing Football 0

I’m more excited about this than the new tour to be honest 0

tommo tum shirtless louShirtless Lou, tattoo reveal, and Tommo tummy. That’s life-changing news right there.

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Zayn from the back. Nice. (X)