Turn On Your Lover with Edible Lingerie Tonight

Edible Kandi UndiesLooking to spice up your love life with something daring? Consider different positions and moves in bed. Different positions in bed jazz up your time together and also offer a chance for partners to explore each other’s bodies. There is another more adventurous way to add some spice into your love life. Or shall I rather say add ‘sweetness’ into your love life? Because it’s edible lingerie that I am talking about! First introduced as Candypants in 1975, this piece of edible erotic wear has come a long way. Today edible lingerie comes in various flavors, having been introduced as licorice flavored. If your man has a sweet tooth, hold off desert after dinner, for the edible candy lingerie will give him more than he can chew!

Foraying into the new territory of edible bras and panties could make those butterflies flutter in the depths of your stomach, but fear not, Lady! Here are a few things to remember before you start bringing desert to bed!

Things You Need


Lube should be on your list when you are shopping for edible lingerie. Some of these candies can be sticky, and using edible massage oil will help slip it on easily. Choose preferably the same flavor as your lingerie, so your partner doesn’t have to jump different flavors to get to the real candy waiting for them.

Waxing Is Important

The sexy lingerie can turn into something very unsexy with pubic hair interfering with the candies. It’s best that both you and your partner shave before donning the sexy treat.

It’s a Joint Decision

You might think edible Saucy treats will put the zing back into your love life, but there is a chance that your partner may think otherwise. It is not completely surprising that your partner may freak out totally if you buy the sweet things without first running the idea by them. You don’t want to turn them off with the very thing that you thought would help you put the spice back into your bedroom antics.

Shop Together

Since it’s a new thing both of you are indulging in, it is best that you pick up the candy treats together. If you are too bashful to walk into a store and ask for edible undies, shop online for these.  There are different types of undies available – edible bras, panties, underwear, pasties for nipples and many other edible novelty items. Stoke the artist in you with edible body paints.

Edible LingerieMake Your Own Edible Bra

If you are the DIY kinds, you would probably like to dabble in making some of your own. Whipped cream or body paint is perfect for your DIY ingredients. Have your partner lather on some whipped cream on to your breasts or your pubic area, and then lie back and enjoy the tingling sensations while the yummy stuff is licked off your sensitive parts.

Using edible undies in bed is part of extended foreplay so make sure there is a lot of time on your hands. A weekend morning or afternoon is the perfect time for indulging in this kind of foreplay. Remember to keep communication channels open, and if things get messy or awkward (which they probably will), you are allowed to laugh.


Ack. I killed my laptop


I was drinking soda last night and it went down the wrong way and was basically drowning me, so I ended up spitting it out all over the place but one of those places was my laptop and I think I killed it! It still works but the keys aren’t responding right anymore. It’s opening a new tab every time I click enter and some of the letters must be fried because they’re not working either.

I’m on my itty bitty netbook at the moment and I don’t have any of my Sassy Louis gifs on this machine and I’m so upset LOL. Oye. Looks like I’ll have to get a new laptop today, which I’m sort of okay with. I’ve had that other one for like 6 years or something so it was getting old, but still worked great. Damn.

Morale of the story: If you are choking on liquid and have to spit it out, aim away from the laptop.


Not much happening so far

The Daily Record has an article about the boys being in Glasgow for a concert and even have an email address in the article where you can email them photos or news if they’re spotted. They reference when Harry went to get pizza with Ellis and wonder if the boys will be spotted out and about.

The Star, which appears to be a regional-ish type paper, has an article about Louis being on the Sunday Times Rich List (with the other guys in 1D). I was all confused about why Louis was getting top-billing but then saw it’s from a paper that’s from his hometown or whatever.

ALL conquering Doncaster pop sensation Louis Tomlinson is in the money – after securing a spot on the annual Sunday Times Rich List for the very first time.

The Bessacarr star has landed a place on the newspaper’s annual round-up of the country’s wealthiest people and is ranked in 17th equal spot on the Young Music Millionaires list with his One Direction bandmates.
They have an estimated fortune of £5 million each.

The star is still a long 
way behind Adele who tops list with £30 million and Sir Paul McCartney who heads the music list with £680 million.

This netbook I’m on is slow as mud. I was going to post using only sloth gifs but damn, the sloth tab on tumblr is a scary place!

Daily reminder to vote. We’re in 9th as of this morning, but every vote counts!


Liam Payne Dating Leona Lewis Already? That sounds false, too


According to reports this morning, One Direction’s Liam Payne is finally dating his long term crush Leona Lewis.

This is another rumor that just seems false. Liam and Danielle Peazer literally just broke up days ago and it still hasn’t even been confirmed by either one of them. Plus, Liam looked kind of sad on Alan Carr when the girlfriends discussion came up. I see it’s The Mirror again! I guess the British suffer with them like Americans suffer with the National Enquirer. From here:

A close family source has told The Mirror that 19-year-old Liam has managed to already go on two dates with Leona, 27, despite only breaking up with Danielle Peazer (and Leona look-alike, ahem) days ago.

 “As soon as the chance came to ask her out he grabbed it – and they really enjoyed their dates together.“Although they were in London they managed to stay out of the limelight and are really into each other.”

Liam has often said Leona is his celebrity crush:

“My celebrity crush has gotta be Leona Lewis – everybody on my Twitter will know that. Love Leona…”

Leona said this awhile back:

“He’s sweet,” she told The Mirror. “But they’re, like, two.”


Kate Upton Covered Up…Whoever thought of this should be fired!


So, Jalouse Magazine had a bright idea – take a girl with a smokin’ bod and cover her up in sensible clothing, even her gorgeous blond tresses and her pretty face. I guess this is supposed to be all fashionable and shit. I call it a big disappointment. If you’d like to see more sensible pictures, go here. And in case you’re wondering what’s under all that trench coat and hat:

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I rest my case. I expect the letter of termination on Jalouse’s editorial department’s desk by the end of the day.


Emma Watson Goes Edgy for Nylon


Emma Watson on the cover of Nylon’s “It Issue.” It’s something alright. I’m not feeling this look on her at all. I really hate when people do the collar hold pose. It’s so Glamor Shots circa 1995. Emma normally looks so cute in pics, but this is just so off. Really photog? You couldn’t do any better than that?!?! Emma is joined on the cover by her Perks of Being a Wallflower co-stars, Ezra Miller and Logan Lerman.